Former Big Brother housemate Imogen Thomas has slept with a Premiership footballer! Okay, so that’s not so surprising as to warrant an exclamation mark but because of the mystery-man’s gagging order, the whole country is playing Guess Who…I always thought Bill with the ginger beard looked a bit shifty…
Okay, so we don’t know who Imogen has slept with and even if we did we couldn’t mention it because the gagging order puts the blocks on it. What we can do is give you some information about the stunning Imogen Thomas.
Imogen began her ‘celebrity’ life by featuring on hit show, Big Brother. The programme finished in 2010 for good apparently but while it was alive, it was kind of a WAG super womb. By which I mean multiple WAGs spawned from the house.
Imogen Thomas or IT for short, was born in 2006 (that’s her WAG birth, not her real birth – that’s just sick!) and was catapulted into the tabloids when a sex tape of hers leaked onto the net. Embarrassing as it was for her, it also ignited her career as a professional top-taker-offer…I mean, glamour model.
She’s without doubt the sexiest thing to come out of Wales next to Gareth Bale’s hat-trick against Inter Milan but Imogen Thomas has caused all kinds of naughty this week by revealing she’s slept with a married Prem star. Trying to guess who is a very dangerous game because of this gagging order malarkey but it’s kind of difficult to guess anyway:
IT has slept with Russell Brand and Jermaine Defoe in the past, not at the same time but what I’m saying is – those two are from two different planets. Imogen doesn’t seem to have a ‘type’ to make the whittling down any easier. A couple of names have been batted about the web after IT revealed she has ‘ a lot in common’ with this player. Either that means he’s Welsh or his bra size is 32DD.
To be honest, I don’t know why he’s hiding at all. If it was me who bedded Imogen Thomas I’d want the opposite of a gagging order, I’d want the whole world to know and by law too!
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